twilight saga là gì - Nghĩa của từ twilight saga
twilight saga có nghĩa làA freakishly addicting book (stolen from a fan fic site) written by a strange middle aged woman who (has sexual fantacies about this) created this character named ~*~Edward~*~ who *sparkle, sparkle* in the sun light, instead of burting into flame like normal vampires. Then theres his (stupid and patheticly clumbsy) girlfriend, Bella (who's a whore) who falls in love with her BFF Jake then rejects him cause he's (A million times not possesive and dosn't hate himself)not like Edward. And he's a werewolf so Edward hates him. Then she gets knocked up (About 40 billion times (cause she's a necrophiliac whore)by Edward and they make a baby (that wants to kill her). After having Renesmee (a name that was created using a mormon thing where the names of both grandparents are combined) Bella dies and becomes a vampy. Then come to find out Jachob falls madly in love with Renesmee (which makes him a baby fucking pedophile) and Bella gets pissed. ExampleBonny- "LIEK OMG! I READ THIS FAN FIC CALLED THE TWILIGHT SAGA ABOUT A GIRL THAT'S LIKE EVERY OTHER AVERAGE GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE WHO MEETS A PRETTY SPARKLY VAMPIRE AND THEY FALL IN LOVE AND MAKE A MUTANT BABY! THE END!"twilight saga có nghĩa làA book series by Stephenie Meyer. Probably infact the worse books in the history of time. These books are about sparkling vampires with a special power (By vampire I actually mean blood sucking pixie) and shapeshifters (Wolves). It is a far fetched book about a girl named Isabella (Bella) Swan of about of seventeen that falls in love in a whiny, controlling, pedophile, stalker by the name of Edward Cullen. That is all you need to know about that. In New Moon Edward leaves Bella "to keep her safe" or some shit. She ends up falling for Jacob Black (The leader wolf man, guy, person, whatever) also. It's funny, though. She claims she loves Eddie but yet she falls in love with Jake. In New Moon Bella pretty much thinks she can hear Edward by doing idiotic and reckless things. Such like jumping off a cliff and almost drowning. And she complains about this "hole" in her chest through out the book. So on, Alice and Bella run off to Italy to find Mr. Ed, blah. He comes back and propose to Bella. However, she doesn't really give him an answer until like the end of Eclipse, or something. Eclipse pissed me off. And they turned Bella into a horny bitch at the end. And turned Jacob into a pig. I have NOTHING to say about it, only that is sucks and you shouldn't read it. Breaking Dawn was really corny. Bella ends up getting pregnant with Eddie's child. The Pregnancy went fast. Killing Bella slowly as it grows inside her, blah, blah. She thinks she will have a boy. Named EJ (Edward Jacob) but ends up as a girl. She names her a retarted name that sounds like a disease (Renesmee). Heres a trippy moment. Jacob imprints on her. He gives her the nickname Nessie. (The nickname for the Loch Ness Monster.) Some failed battle at the end with the Vultori. I believe only one person died. It was pretty stupid. Yeah, these books are a waste of time. D: If you like them you obviously have horrible taste. ExampleThe Twilight Saga ~~~~ -Twilight-Bella - Hi. Edward - Hi... You smell very etible. Bella - Thanks. Edward - I watch you when you sleep. Bella - How flattering. Edward - I love you. Bella - Cool, me too. Edward - *Plays baseball* James - You brought a snack! >:D Edward - *Growls* Bella - *Gets bitten* Edward - NUUUEEEE! -Sucks venom out- Bella - :D -New Moon- Edward - I'm leaving now Bella - Bye. I'll just sit here and be useless for a while. Edward - Cool. (Months later.) Jacob - *Turns into a wolf* Bella - Huh? Jacob - HYPOCRITE! (Moments later) Bella - Edward!!! No!!!! Edward - Oh, look, we're both alive. Amazing. Bella - Yup. Edward - Marry me? Bella - Nope. -Eclipes- Edward - I love you Bella - I love you, but I love jacob, too. Jacob - Rawr. Edward - *Censored*?! -Breaking Dawn- Bella - *Marries Edward* Edward - Score!! Bella - *Get's pregnant* Edward - OH NOE! D: Jacob - Wtf? Bella - *Has baby* Jacob - *Inprintes on Renesmee- Bella - *Turns into a vampire* Edward - Woooooo! *Takes Bella hunting* *Vorturi attacks* Edward - D: *Takes Aros hand* Aro - I see. We'll kill you now. Bella - NUUUE!!!!! THE END! twilight saga có nghĩa làthe twilight saga was Stephenie Meyers way of trying to indoctrinate little girls minds by building them up with false hope i.e. an 'edward cullen', and making them go all hypified so that no guys will ever find a 'normal' girl. Examplethanks stephenie, for the twilight saga. how about next time you write a book with a much more moral meaning and take over the world with that? lets start with a book on healthy eating perhaps???twilight saga có nghĩa làA load of Bull Shit Example~~~Twilight Saga~~~ Bella: I love you Edward! Edward: I want to drink your blood. Bella: I still love you. Edward: Jesus Christ.twilight saga có nghĩa làA girl's tragic decision between necrophilia or bestiality ExampleA Summary of the ENTIRE Twilight Saga:Damn! Do I want the ice cold, over controlling, soulless creature of night, or the super hairy wolf thing? The vampire! No, the werewolf! No, the vampire! No, BOTH! twilight saga có nghĩa là1. A Pile of Shit. 2. Bad, Bad, stories that give you nightmares about sparkly Vampires and shapeshifting werewolves. 3. Cause of a disease called 'Twiharditis' that creates obsession for a overly dramatic sex life, suicidal thoughts and the belief that there is a 108 year old Peado-Vampire-God that will love them forever. The cure is to lock them in a cold, white room for 200 hours, make them watch and read Harry Potter on the go (but not GoF film adaptation, in fear of a relapse at the sight of Cedric) and mak them come to their senses. If this does not work, starve them and read Harry Potter and the Hunger Games out loud continuosly. They should see the erroe of their ways, and return to normal. If not, KILL THEM. Its the only cure. ExamplePerson 1: Wow, I love the Twilight Saga, its so good!Person 2: OMG, die. twilight saga có nghĩa làA series of "books" written by Stephenie Meyer.
Plot- Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington and falls in love with a vampire who goes to her new school. Most of the plot can be told in a single chapter, but there are four books.
Characters: ExampleThe Twilight saga:Twilight: Bella falls in love with Edward and he protects her from evil vampires. New Moon: Edward does ONE right thing for Bella and leaves her, but she can't do anything on her own she throws a year long tantrum over a boy she'd known for a couple months. She then leads on Jacob and throws him away when Edward comes back. Eclipse: More evil vampires come. Edward kills them. Jacob is still jealous. Breaking Dawn: More evil vampires come and Edward kills them. Jacob is still jealous. Instead of having an amazing ending, Bella becomes a vampire and has a baby. That's the ending. twilight saga có nghĩa làa series of books written by stephenie meyer. a pretty good story about vampires and romance. since the release of the movie(trust me, the movie sucks, although new moon was pretty epic) im not going to give detail on the series, just a reveiw. twilight has a good balance of romance and horror (and a hint of comedy) and it gets really tense as the story goes on. but like all books, it has flaws. but we can bear with these flaws, as twilight is stephenie meyer's first book written. it's a great series, but i wasn't happy with the last book. not happy at all. latley, teens have developed intrest with the book, 80% of the time it's a unhealthy intrest where a girl thinks edward is real and stephenie meyer is a god. then come the haters. i understand that people may or may not like the book but some go as far as shunning (normal) fans of twilight, and threatning stephenie meyer. there are rarley people who are neutral with twilight. they understand it's pros and cons with ease. i would reccomend this book to not only teens, but to adults as well. who knows? maybe they'll like it. Examplecommon usage of twilight saga include twi fan: OMG, I LUUUUVV TWILIGHT EDWARD IS SOOOO FUCKING HAWT I WANT TO BANG HIM!!!!! twi hater: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TWILIGHT BLOWS AND STEPHENIE MEYER CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE! me: way to be mature, guys. you'll go on about this book even after death. i mean, look. it's over. no one really cares anymore.twilight saga có nghĩa làBest books ever, i dont care what anyone says.
twilight: Bella (a teenage average girl) and Edward (hansome vampire) fall in love. Crazy vampire James tries to kill Bella and Edward and his family saves her.
New Moon: Edward doesnt feel like he's giving Bella a safe life, thinking she could do way better so he leaves her. She pretty much goes crazy and almost drowns while cliff diving. So Alice (edwards phycic sister) see's her jump off the cliff and comes to find her alive. Edward thinks she is dead so he runs of to Italy to be killed by the Vultury (Powerfull, royal vampires) And Bella and Alice go save him. Oh yeah and Jacob falls in love with Bella (he also turns into a wearewolf) ExampleScrew that crap about fangirl: "omg! edward is soooo hot!" Because the way Stephenie describes him, he IS hot! Point of the matter, thats not the only thing we fangirls love about the books. Get over yourselves. The twilight saga is great!! I suggest reading it.twilight saga có nghĩa làBest. Book. EVER. I probably wouldn't know but twilight are the only four books Ive readen and it's actually good. The first movie sucked but you should read the books theyre fucking awesome. I swear ill never read a book again, its horrible to be like a BOOK. Ugh. ExampleGirl 1: OMG, twilight saga is like the best ever!!Me: They sure are, have you read the books btw? Girl 1:Tots. Me: Wasnt it great that Carlisle gave Esme her own isle and that she lets Edward and Bella have they're honeymoon there? Girl 1: WHAAAAAT? THEY MARRIED?! Me: And you call yourself a fan? Loser. Girl 1:Wait, they really married? :O Me: Stupid, stupid. Girl you probably should have stick to Justin Gayber. |